Most everyone these days knows Confabulators is made up from the decemberist message board best of. So yes, we made rad shirts for our own awesomeness. The surplus will be handed on to you at a zero profit price. This is just how we roll, sort of like the 1 ad we cut even with. Well the shirts are $11 shipped anywhere in the lower 48+canada and $13+intl shipping to elsewhere. These shirts are rad, I can vouche. pictures and ordering info follow. Sizes: men: S M L XL XXL girly: S M L Girly and mens are both the same price. Equal rights and all. They are both made of fine fine shirts.

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Random notes: Yes, the original sketch had them more off-center and possibly wrapping around the side. This would be extremely difficult to do on a conventional screenprinting jig, I’m told, and the seams would create a bump and the ink would end up places it wasn’t supposed to be. So, we did our best. Never fear! It’ll definitely look very cool to have an octo-monica on your belly! As you can see from the gorgeous model above (me), the tentacles do sorta wind their way around, when the glorious shirt is worn. The shirts on display are both S, the shirt I’m wearing is XL (tres grande!) The shirts are Gildan for the boys and the girls are by Desert Wash. Both are 100% cotton, of the preshrunk variety. My printer guys tell me these are the brands they use most frequently. Basically, they’re good, solid cotton shirts. No, I am not making any money on these. I just want to cover expenses. Yes, it is a very good deal. Buy one as a little treat to yourself! Get one to sleep in, and have pleasant /orate dreams! Wear it to shows and introduce yourself to fellow boardies! Show your mysterious/whimsical/hipper-than-thou side! It’s a great souvenir to remind you of all the hours you’ve whiled away have here at the D-Luxe Message Board!