We here at Confabulators’s HQ would like to wish you a Happy New Year and hope that you’ll stick with us for your music and movies and comics and books and crack fix. We hope that this new year is finally the year that you:

-Find that one brand of mouthwash you’ve always dreamed about, not too strong, not too mild, just right.

-Finally save up enough money to buy your loved one back from that pawn shop.

-Get Tivo. I mean come on, YOU CAN REWIND IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCRUBS EPISODE!

-Actually listen to that one Band/Artist that you haven’t heard. You know what I mean. That one band that everyone else listens to and you’re gonna get around to it someday, for Chris it was Wilco, for me it’s Wolf Parade.

-Finally get that rash checked out

-Hit that note that Sufjan hits in John Wayne Gacy where he goes ‘Oh my Goooeeehhhhaaaaeeeaaaaddddddddddd ‘ oh man, how the ladies will love you then.

-Finally crack the code on LastFM.com and erase those 50 times you played My Humps when you were drunk that time.

-Get a boxed set of something, anything really, they’re all over I tells you, Lost, Family Guy, Scrubs, you name it.

-Bust a myth of your own.

-Finally be able to program your VCR without spilling piping hot gravy all over yourself.

and much much more!